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Type, stare, delete. Type, stare, type, delete. Watch Russian pop stars on You Tube. Observe that Dino Spouse has forgotten he doesn't have a Facebook account, watch him check account, watch him click back to You Tube. Stare. Absent-mindedly finger bandage on right thumb that is protecting ingrown nail from my nasty habit of finger chewing. Note that Vladimir Kuzmin is aging badly, starting to look like Phil Spector on a flat hair day. Discuss career and marriages of Kuzmin. Wonder idly if I might be allergic to Dial soap. Click to Word to write in my diary, forget what I wanted to say, watch more Kuzmin videos. Hope Pa Protosaur leaves key to minivan with Eeeevil Seestor so I will be able to move it out of our preferred parking place between now and the next visit of Ma Protosaur. Rejoice at new Zemfira video. Conceal diary from Dino Spouse as he walks past. Watch old Zemfira video. Recall that there are Zemfira songs in my iTunes collection. Regret leaving iPod at work. Discuss favorite Zemfira songs and their themes (death, despair, and more death) with Dino Spouse. Shake head and get up to seek antacid.