Quick Before We Ruin It

Fourth of July WIN. Parade, traditional cuisine, and fireworks with all members of nuclear family unit present and satisfied. Babushka enjoyed her participation in the day's events without sucking all the oxygen out of the surrounding air space. No one quarreled with anyone else. No one was injured. I kind of want to go to sleep right now just to make sure the day ends before something goes wrong.

You don't have to answer, gentle readers, but who's reading this from Wells Fargo? and who's reading this in Finland? I'm just curious.